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Ladies and Gentlemen, Children of all ages!
May I welcome you this evening to another great event of pleasure and joy?
An evening, you will nót soon forget!
Witness The Unusual!
¤ The Girl with two heads
¤ The Amazing Mechanical Man
¤ The Incredible Man Monkey
Witness The Disgusting!
¤ Pukey The Clown
¤ The Bearded Beaty
¤ The FrankenPounder
And kill it!
Ladies and Gentlemen; step right up to the three ring circus of death!
Welcome to, the Abusement Park!
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