Under heaven and sky doeth one rule reign: all that is united will surely divide, and all that is divided will surely unite.
One of the advantages of living in Northern China is that due to the heavy pollution that so often permeates the area, it's considered socially acceptable to walk around wearing masks and balaclavas. Screw baseball caps and sagging pants, gas masks and balaclavas are the way to go.
You stud!
Why thank you, my good man. By the way, I'm waiting to kick your ***/have my *** kicked in chess. :P