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You Still Won’t Make It… but you are welcome to try! An extremely challenging platformer game by the makers of Karoshi and They Need To Be Fed! Designed to be soul-crushingly challenging and frustrating, You Still Won’t Make It is a game that’s sure to reduce your lifespan by at least a few years… Featuring 72 impossible levels, fine tuned graphics and audio (headphones recommended), plus a double jump mechanic designed to make levels harder, jump, run, float, and die (plenty of times), as you attempt to escape from a mysterious house of death. You probably won’t make it… and we can’t accept any responsibility for bodily harm, or physical damage to your computer. So play it if you dare! Now, for the price of a coffee at your favourite overpriced coffeeshop, you can enjoy many hours of blood-boiling frustration with You Still Won’t Make It!

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You Still Won't Make It, the acclaimed platformer for PC, Mac, Linux, and available for Desura, has now been listed on Steam Greenlight!

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We're happy to announce that we've listed YSWMI on Steam's Greenlight. Please vote for us and help get YSWMI on Steam!


Existing Desura and Humble customers, would, of course, get a free Steam key should the game be Greenlighted and put for sale on Steam. So please, help us out and help put You Still Won't Make It on Steam!

And, of course, if you haven't bought the game yet, be sure to buy it now!

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