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You Still Won’t Make It… but you are welcome to try! An extremely challenging platformer game by the makers of Karoshi and They Need To Be Fed! Designed to be soul-crushingly challenging and frustrating, You Still Won’t Make It is a game that’s sure to reduce your lifespan by at least a few years… Featuring 72 impossible levels, fine tuned graphics and audio (headphones recommended), plus a double jump mechanic designed to make levels harder, jump, run, float, and die (plenty of times), as you attempt to escape from a mysterious house of death. You probably won’t make it… and we can’t accept any responsibility for bodily harm, or physical damage to your computer. So play it if you dare! Now, for the price of a coffee at your favourite overpriced coffeeshop, you can enjoy many hours of blood-boiling frustration with You Still Won’t Make It!

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We're happy to announce that we've listed YSWMI on Steam's Greenlight. Please vote for us and help get YSWMI on Steam!


Existing Desura and Humble customers, would, of course, get a free Steam key should the game be Greenlighted and put for sale on Steam. So please, help us out and help put You Still Won't Make It on Steam!

And, of course, if you haven't bought the game yet, be sure to buy it now!

Desura Digital Distribution

YSWMI Update 1: Out Now!

YSWMI Update 1: Out Now!

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YSWMI Update 1 is out new, with new platforms, levels, and features! Get it on Desura today!

YSWMI Update 1 nearly finished!

YSWMI Update 1 nearly finished!

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We've nearly finished YSWMI Update 1, the first update to You Still Won't Make It, with new features, levels, and more!

You Still Won't Make It featured in Weekly Indie Releases

You Still Won't Make It featured in Weekly Indie Releases

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You Still Won't Make It was featured in the latest episode of Weekly Indie Releases on Pixabyte!

You Still Won't Make It out now on Desura!

You Still Won't Make It out now on Desura!

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The acclaimed superhard platformer by Vetra Games, from the creators of Karoshi and They Need To Be Fed, is out now on Desura for only USD $4.99!

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melcator
melcator

I just purchased this game on Indie Game Stand, and when I try and activate my key on Desura it tells me my key is expired.

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ugriffin Creator
ugriffin

Hello melcator, thanks for buying YSWMI! We just talked to the Desura admins, and I believe the keys have now been fixed. So try yours again and if it doesn't work let us know! :)

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melcator
melcator

Key worked now, thanks.

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outofmyarse
outofmyarse

Love this game, hopefully more content will soon come :)

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ugriffin Creator
ugriffin

Hey, we've just posted a new article which should be authorised soon by the Desura guys, detailing the new stuff we've got prepped for Update 1. It should hopefully become available really soon! :)

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outofmyarse
outofmyarse

Hey thanks for the update, really looking forward to update 1. You should put the game into Greenlight on Steam, I think it would do really well :)

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ugriffin Creator
ugriffin

Just a quick update... we just sent Update 1 to the Desura guys today and we're expecting it to be approved soon... it already has been for Linux!

As for Greenlight, it's something we do have planned, but we wanna polish the game even more via Update 2 before we attempt it. Thanks for your support! :D

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outofmyarse
outofmyarse

Thanks for the update, so looking forward to the update being pushed out. I'm a big fan of these types of platformers & what you're trying to do here....keep up the good work :)

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ugriffin Creator
ugriffin

Hey... sorry to spam, but we're up on Greenlight now! We'd very much appreciate it if you could vote for us and spread the word. :) Steamcommunity.com

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outofmyarse
outofmyarse

Excellent, glad you've made it onto Greenlight. I have up voted it for you and also commented a recommendation :)

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Mar 22 2015

You Still Won't Make It has been Greenlit! This plus other news: Vetragames.com

Feb 6 2015

For those wondering if we are still alive, we are: new YSWMI update next month and a new game in the works! More details soon. :)

Oct 31 2014

RT @TomGrochowiak: Cinders still in Greenlight's top-5 (#4 now). Time for one final push! Steamcommunity.com T.co

Feb 13 2014

For everyone who is having issues with the gamepad on Linux, we'll write a tutorial later in the day detailing on how to get it to work. :)

Feb 10 2014

Hey guys, please help us get YSWMI on Steam by voting for us on Greenlight! Your help is greatly appreciated. :) Steamcommunity.com

Nov 11 2013

Thinking of buying YSWMI? Buy today and save at the 7 Days of Horror @Desura Halloween Sale!

Oct 29 2013

We're happy to announce that You Still Won't Make It, Update 1 is now available for Windows, Mac, and Linux. Get it from our website! :D

Oct 21 2013