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It’s late at night. You’ve been at your mother’s office for hours, and all you have to entertain yourself is your trusty Gameboy. It’s gotten you through thus far, but now, there’s a problem… You have to go to the bathroom. What’s normally a task you hardly give thought to at home takes on very sinister connotations at the office. Here, that journey is a dangerous one. Because out there in the inky darkness of the workroom floor lurk great apex predators. Hunting… Waiting for you. The Velociraptors. You’re far too old to get away with wetting your pants. There’s no choice; you have to go out there. But this isn’t your first dino rodeo. While the path to the bathroom is dangerous, it isn’t impossible. If you keep low and move stealthily, you can make it past them. There are places someone small like you can hide, and office equipment you can use as distractions. You can do this. You have to do this. You have… To pee.

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