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The Legend of Equip Pants is a Zelda-like episodic adventure RPG where instead of equipping and upgrading a sword, you have to equip and upgrade your pants. In fact, the entire universe revolves around pants, because why not? Visit the Pantsmith. Fear evil creatures living in Pantsylvania. Enjoy epic pants puns. The game's first three episodes are coming soon. I've broken the RPG elements down into delicious, pint-sized episodes so they can be consumed without the confusion, head spins, and frequent breaks often associated with giant servings of RPG content. My goal is to deliver 20 minutes of mostly self-contained fun in each episode.

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It's a Pantsmas miracle! The Legend of Equip > Pants is now available FREE for Chrome on Windows, Linux, and Mac. Join the 15,000 people who have played on iPhone. Play the special new Panta Claus episode!

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Play the Special New Panta Claus Episode

It's a Pantsmas miracle! A brand new episode of The Legend of Equip > Pants featuring Panta Claus is now playing! Download the newest version of the app on iOS or play in Google Chrome on Windows, Linux, or Mac.

Panta Claus and fireplace animation.

I'm really excited about how the Panta Claus episode turned out, and there's several things that are new compared to the previous episodes! First, there's a rich texture of ambient noise and sound effects. Second, the Panta Claus episode features danger and player death. It's a tough episode, and I hope you enjoy the challenge. Collect health potions and heart containers to stay alive out in the freezing cold and blowing pixel snow. If you do die, at least you will have a somber game over tune to listen to, composed by musician Christopher Winter.

Here's a little teaser video of the new episode!


Wait no longer! Play Legend of Equip > Pants FREE on Chrome!

If you don't have an iPhone or iPad, you have been waiting very patiently in pantsticipation to play The Legend of Equip > Pants. As a special Pantsmas gift to you, you can now play the game FREE on Google Chrome for Windows, Linux, and Mac. Join the 15,000 people who have already played on iOS!

Equip Pants available on Chrome Web Store!

And of course, you can also play for FREE on iPhone, iPad, and iPod touch:

Download Legend of Equip Pants from the Apple App Store.

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splingtwanger
splingtwanger

Awesome, this is great news!! As soon as I get the opportunity (I use Firefox so I'll need to find some time to get Chrome) I'll play and let you know what I think. Thank you!

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zachstronaut

Pssssst... Gogetyourpants.com -- I think it'll work just fine in Firefox.

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splingtwanger
splingtwanger

Nice, thanks! When I'm done I'll write up a review.

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