The King of Bowtudgel's beautiful, redheaded, and obnoxiously thin daughter, Princess Carmeana, has been kidnapped and held ransom. The King, however, doesn't want to incur the expense of deploying the army, so he decides to recruit a "fairy boy" to go on the Glorious Quest to Rescue the Princess™.
Meanwhile, in the Flyover Province of Borringshire there lived a poor farm boy named Kai (pronounced "Lance"). One day he was trudging back to town after his morning threshing, when he encountered a fairy named Tabitha, and rescued her from another fairy who was force her to buy Facebook stock. Tabitha decided to tag along with Kai for awhile (it was the least she could do after Kai saved her from financial ruin).
As luck (or Destiny, depending on whether you believe Tabitha or Kai) would have it, they soon encountered an army recruiter who was looking for a "fairy boy". Kai's Glorious Quest to save the hot rich skinny redhead had begun.
(And that's where the demo ends.)
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I would like to announce the imminent release of The Ditty of Carmeana on Steam. Release is expected later this month (April 2022). It will have about 5-6 times the content of the demo: new levels, new characters, new calculus lessons, new items, new enemies, and new fairy operating systems.
Get the Ditty of Carmeana on Steam
The demo will remain freely downloadable here, in case you want to relive this earlier incarnation of the game from a simpler time, when Rick-rolling was all the rage, MySpace was latest new trend in parody fodder, and Open GL was a fixed pipeline.
Update Released
NewsA update to The Ditty of Carmeana Demo has been released. It is mostly a bugfix release but I did throw in some new content. Current release is for Windows...
New release in a week or two
NewsA new verson of the Ditty of Carmeana is coming. It is mainly a bugfix release, but I have added some bonus material as well.
Just submitted to Steam Greenlight
NewsI had $100 I didn't have anything better to do with, so I submitted The Ditty of Carmeana to Steam Greenlight.
Behold what I wasted seven years of my life on
NewsSo, I've finally completed a demo of The Ditty of Carmeana, a 3D action-adventure video game parody. I began writing it seven years ago, and plugged away...
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Windows Installer
Demo 9 commentsThis is the Windows Installer for a demo of the first level of The Ditty of Carmeana, Released on January 2015. Just run the EXE file to install.
Linux 64-bit Deb Package (amd64)
DemoThis is the Debian package for a demo of the first level of The Ditty of Carmeana, Released on January 2015. It should work on most 64-bit Debian-based...
Linux 32-bit Deb Package (i386)
Demo 3 commentsThis is the Debian package for a demo of the first level of The Ditty of Carmeana, Released on January 2015. It should work on most Debian-based Linux...
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The Guy who maded this game, is a *******... A ******* GENIUS. PLEASE, MARRY ME, I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.
Hey guys I made a game where the object is not to hit a target. Who wants to play?
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One of the funniest games i have ever played,i really enjoy it!!!
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