Articles - Space Losers

It's essentially a FPS with the soul of a boardgame... Why am I saying these useless words? The player assume the role of a group of "Losers" abducted to another planet! The first thing to be found when spawn in the planet is a enormous labyrinth populated by strange robots who think that you're legendary heros who's supposed to save them.. poor fools. They even give you a unique mystical weapon to each of them. What the hell is going on here., and most importantly.. So how hammered was I when I write the story of the game. What could possibly go wrong?