Game originally made in 48 hours during the 4th EpicGameJam Have you ever dreamt of chatting with Nicolas Cage on a fake dating app? Well.. Rankr doesn't exactly let you live that dream (yet).. but almost ! It should have... but you know.. priorities, priorities, priorities.. Turn on your fake phone, go into our fake app store to download our fake dating app and match with fake people and hurt their real feelings (and probably yours too). Do away with those fucking Tinder matches that don't answer half the fucking time, forget about those ugly ass girls you get everyday on Once and say goodbye to those fake blonde bimbos from Bumble. On Rankr, every match will give you her undivided attention, and - who knows - might even land you in jail ! And once you're in there, you'll have all the time in the world to unlock the 8 original endings to get all the achievements (because you know very well your wife will never feel complete without them).
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