Meet the Kick Ass Commandos news

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The "Kick Ass Commandos" are the greatest fighting force the world has ever known. Today you will have special access to the top secret profiles of some of the elite soldiers that make up the Kick Ass Commandos. Get to know them, because soon you can join their company and fight evil across the globe.

Colonel Stone is the leader of the KickAss Commandos. He is tough as nails and takes no crap from anyone. If you want to be a KickAss Commando under his command, you personally owe him 100 pairs of boots taken from the bodies of 100 dead enemies!

Lex Lightning - Men want to be him, and women want to be with him. The magic of his mustache simply drives the women crazy, and his prowess on the battlefield makes his enemies shrink like your balls in a winter speedo.

Sgt. Mohawk is by far the strongest commando. He once pulled a broken down tank to the top of the hill to use it as an artillery cannon.

Corporal Flame is also known as the “hottest” Commando, but that’s not because of his looks. He’s used his flamethrower to torch enemies across the globe.

Corporal Muscles is so proud of his chiseled physique that he never wears a shirt, not even on missions in the arctic.

Lieutenant Newbie is the newest officer to join the Commandos. Rumor has it the only way he made it to the Commandos is because his family is connected to the highest levels of the government. He has a lot to prove if he wants to be accepted by the other Commandos.

Delta Ops - If we told you anything about these super secretive, elite forces, we’d have to kill you. So we’ll leave it at that.

Nameless Privates - Don’t bother to get to know them, because they probably won’t last long. Great for clearing minefields, going around dangerous corners, or just about any place bullets might fly.

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