Articles - I Will Be Happy

The city is full of grouchy people, always moaning and complaining. Just for once, you wish they'd just have a smile on their face instead of a self-loathing frown, but alas, today is like all the others. But now it's time to take action; to preserve your own sanity and to prevent yourself falling into the evil clutches of city life, you head into the city centre, armed to the teeth with guns that fire nothing but affection, loving care and sweet, sweet hugs. Some may resist your empathy with force, but the only way to purge the city of hate, of course, is to make everyone love you.