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Goat Simulator is like an old school skating game, except instead of being a skater, you're a goat, and instead of doing tricks, you wreck stuff. It brings next-gen goat simulation to YOU. WASD to write history.

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This game is an incredibly funny... skating game?
Performing amazing tricks with a goat is incredible, and the bugs make the game even funnier (they funniest ones got actually left by the creators). If you like doing silly stuff in games like GTA you'll like Goat Simulator, unfortunately it's sad that the fun will last only for some hours (the city is not that big...). Luckily the time challenges, objectives and the hidden goat statues to find can keep up the fun for some more.
And remember that this game is still a joke, it go(a)t even relased on April 1th.


So moronic to a degree that it seems like a brilliant game! LMAO. What else can I say about it? If you lick the car and follow it across the map you map fly out of the atmosphere.
PS. I got dizzy and felt like throwing up while playing. But it is just me.

This game is hilarious. Enough said really.


Best Game Ever.


Game of the year!

How often do you get disappointed by a game which promises you the moon, but doesn't deliver? Well - this is a game which gives you exactly what it promises: a goat simulator and nothing else. Any other additions to the game are merely icing on the cake. And, with the recent MMO addition, you get even more to, uh, simulate with your goat (or microwave, one of the RPG-style classes included).

But seriously, this is quite simply a fun game to do practically anything you want. Originally intended (or so we're told) as a practical method of allowing programmers to experiment with a new game engine, the company decided "what th' heck - let's just throw it out there" - and so was born the joke that became a serious hit.

Though slightly irritating at times, the humor of the game will have you totally forgetting any frustration you may be feeling. So, sit back, click start, and lick (literally) everything in sight.

Amazing game that needs to be expanded. Can't believe something like this wasn't made earlier. Can't wait for the update!


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