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Episodic series called "Don't Be Patchman", with one episode "Patchman vs. Red Circles" complete, to be followed by "Patchman vs. Blue Squares" - in development!

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Patchman vs. Blue Squares

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Patchman is back in our second episode of Don't Be Patchman! First Patchman defeated the Circle Boss in the first episode: Patchman vs. Red Circles and now you need to confront the Square Boss in Patchman vs. Blue Squares!

Square Boss

The Square Boss

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Patchman's primary goal has always been to rescue the Sheeple - and this time, it's the Sheeple of Office World! What's Office World? Imagine Dunder Mifflin meets Gringotts inside The Matrix. Obvious now, right? Across this diverse land of uniformity, you'll meet all sorts of new Sheeple: Boardroom Sheeple, Teller Sheeple, Security Sheeple, Desk Job Sheeple, and more...

A world of offices can't be 100% made of quirky coffee mugs and spiffy ties. There was a price to pay! Cast outside of the shiny buildings are the Homeless Sheeple. They live in shacks and feed off the crumbs found in the wrappers of old Vending Machine packages, tossed aside as garbage by unaware corporate Sheeple! Patchman will have to rescue them, too! And maybe they'll even help our hero in ways unexpected...

PATCHMAN VS. BLUE SQUARES is the second episode of a four-part series that when all combined together makes a game called: DON'T BE PATCHMAN! Be sure not to miss out on uncovering the mystery of Patchman, as when the final clues are revealed, it will blow your entire view of the world apart!!!

In-Game Screenshots:


We are also running a crowdfunding Kickstarter again:

I'll be back to posting more development-style updates next. It's been a while because I was working so feverishly on the game. I always have to ask myself: "Work on the game or blog about it?" Well, I usually choose to work and now I've come out of 'hibernation' so to speak. :)

Thanks for taking a look, and long live indie games!!


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For four operating systems: Linux, OSX, Windows, Android - and over twenty languages supported!

Patchman vs. Red Circles

Patchman vs. Red Circles

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The first episode of Don't Be Patchman is ready for desktop and mobile!

Don't Be Patchman - Kickstarter Suspense

Don't Be Patchman - Kickstarter Suspense

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Our Kickstarter is a rollercoaster teetering on the edge of a volcano! What is going to happen?

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Featuring a new trailer with 100% freshly-squeezed gameplay footage!

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Pancake_Ninja132
Pancake_Ninja132 - - 379 comments

Must. Track. NOW!

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NaturallyIntelligent Creator
NaturallyIntelligent - - 28 comments

Live Playthrough on Twitch.TV - Twitch.tv

We'll be doing a live broadcast on Twitch.TV this Saturday March 14th 7PM GMT! That's in the afternoon for most people in North America (1PM our time).

Our primary goal is to beat Level 5.

Watch Here: Twitch.tv

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Fractalscapes
Fractalscapes - - 4 comments

This game is really coming along nicely... looks awesome, and i wish the whole team the very best of luck with it, and any future ventures.

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ezraanderson
ezraanderson - - 2 comments

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I backed it, this game looks very original, can't wait to play my beta copy :)

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NaturallyIntelligent Creator
NaturallyIntelligent - - 28 comments

Thanks! Can't wait to give you your copy!

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ezraanderson
ezraanderson - - 2 comments

Looks great

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Guest
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Looks Great :)

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NaturallyIntelligent Creator
NaturallyIntelligent - - 28 comments

We have some big announcements this week and next!

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HappyLarry129
HappyLarry129 - - 55 comments

This looks quite interesting from what I have seen. All the hopes for the best on this game! Tracking.

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