Company Status:
We are proud that we can announce that we been sponsor by the great leader of North Korea and the true leader of the world, Kim Jong-un. He has given us 10 Million USD to continue develop this game with some term and condition
Our company will be moving to North Korea Pyonggang to set up a studio there, therefore we are hiring beta testers/game artists/programmers that are willing to move to North Korea to set up a studio with us!
Gameplay:
Due to the terms and condition with great LEADER Kim Jung Un, the gameplay will be change to RPG.
Game story will be all country on earth surrender to Kim Jung Un, and Kim decided to move out of space to find greater life for humanity
We decide to cancel the Character Customization plan and the only playable character is Kim Jong-Un
Kim is invincible and can destroy planets with keyboard button K key
Everything will be shared with other players, like the true way! The communist way!
Visual:
Every spaceship/drone/object will now have a logo with the North Korean Flag.
Sun will turn brigther when you go near the sun, sun cannot harm you the great leader.
Sound and music:
We will only be using one song in this game that is continously looping and here it is:
The official language of the game will be Korean
Our new game announcer will be this famous korean reporter, a clip of her can be found here: Youtube.com
Environment:
Asteroid field no longer available due to terms and condition
You can randomly find aliens that kneel down for you.
Easter egg: Kim family will appear while looking at the Sun for more then 3 hours.
Other:
With our new compress tech, the game will estimate required 17 tb for installation
With out new anti pirated tech, pirated users will have their main OS harddisk formatted (we are still working on making a system that will fully format all hard drives, stay tuned)
People who buys early access will also receive a photo Kim Jung Un with signature a preview here:
April Fools...I Think.
That ones pretty creative, good job with that prank!