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// WARNING! : THIS GAME HAS NO GUNS, BLOOD, OR ZOMBIES, THEREFOR IS NOT A REAL GAME \\ WELCOME TO " Burrito Galaxy 64: Mega-Tortilla Bean Saga 30X6 - Planetoid SAL-5A XIV Directors Cut: Extreme Edition : Push it to the limit " GRAB UR BURRITO N SUIT UP, ITS TIME TO BEAN IT UP! SLAP, BURP, AND SWACK YOUR WAY THROUGH COUPLES OF PUZZLES, SOME OF DUNGEONS AND TWO OF BOSS. BECOME GUAC - THE FIRST FEMALE BEAN COMMANDER IN BURRITO GALAXY - AND DELIVER THE INTERSTELLAR BEAN PAYLOAD! EXPLORE ALIEN PLANET WHERE IN PIRATES HAVE TAKEN YOUR BEAN CORE. HOW WILL GUAC DELIVER THE BEANS NOW!? FEATURES - GROOVY COOL TUNES WIGGITY WACK HAND DRAW ART SUPER SWAG ITEMS AND COMBAT TOTALLY TOOBULAR CONVERSATION WITH ALIENS AND HIDDEN RAPPER GIRL IF YOU DIE IN THE GAME YOU DIE FOR REAL DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES? CAN YOU ASCEND YOUR MORTAL HUSK AND LEAVE BEHIND THIS WASTE OF A LIFE IN PURSUIT OF HIGHER BURRITOS?

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