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A single player and shared screen co-op roguelike that doesn't take itself too seriously. Fight your way through fifty floors to make it to the bottom of the basement. Features controller support and smartphones via the Ultimate Gamepad App. Precursor to Adventure Simulator 2015. If you want to play a fun game, go play that instead.

Post news Report RSS New Update coming out this weekend! With Drugs and Stuff!

Pills! Standing Still! Tutorials! And MOAR! News about the next update.

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Let's face it, people. What fun is a simulation game where you can't simulate doing drugs? I'll tell you- not fun at all. Just ask the Europeans. So, in order to address this obvious flaw in BES 2013, I have added pills and some other fun narcotics to make things more interesting. Furthermore, you can no longer heal while moving. That's right, you have to hold still for a bunch of turns to recover from a fight, or you can take some pills and get back into shape. But don't overdose...
I also increased the difficulty. Beta testers (TachyonSpeed) were winning too much. Combine this with the ability to only heal while standing still and it'll give him a run for your money. Oh, and you guys too.
A tutorial is in the works as well and should be finished by the time I release the update. I have also added descriptions, sounds, and fixed a few bugs.
I think that's all. Feedback would be very appreciated. Negative and maybe even neutral feedback would help me so much.

-Bytorr

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