I renamed all the weapons to have snarky names hehe... what the hell is wrong with me...
Axe = Stoner's Axe
Simon's Book = Inhuman Book with Lasers
Branch = Horny Stick
Browning 9mm (book) = Brownie 9 millie
Browning 9mm (wheelchair) Wheel Gun
Camera = Polaroid
Famas= FRENCH!!!
Five Seven= 57 9mm
Flare = Road Flares
Flashlight = Balloon Boy Attractor
Glock = Good Gujn
Glock (tac light) Gujn with Tac-Light
M16 = American Gun
Mobile = Flashy Phone
MP5 = nbrxrbn
NightStick = Police Brutality (bad joke and if it's offensive I'm sorry)
Old Flashlight = Crusty Musty Dusty Busty Flashlight
P345 = PEAS
Pickaxe = Picky Picky Picky Picky Picky Picky Pick
Taurus = Instakill
Rifle = FlyGare Offer
Shotgun = Pumpah 878
Shpvel = SledgeShovel
Stephano = Stephan!
Switchblade = Butter Knife
Syringe = Healie Healie
TMP = Leon's Two-Hander
VP70 = Matilda
(last two are references to resident evil)
I love silly little mods like this, but it would be nice to have the new names listed in the description, or at least in a comment!
AS YOU WISH
I approve of this