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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Warhammer 40K Fan Group

Your just a mindless fanboy who spews BS. Nope your just putting words in my mouth. At least 40% of their writers are crap, ie the coninuted employment the Black Irish Leaper and Cruddance.

The Warcraft moving was a crapfest and it looks awful, also a was box office flop. Your information comes from wikis and websites frequented by ***** teenagers like Moviecodec, so your the one who doesn't know anything.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Warhammer 40K Fan Group

Never said the HH books weren't good, they will however screw it up. GW has more **** tier writers than decent ones.

Not simple, it'll take a long time to get the animations to look realistic on the proportions of a Space Marine. Especially since no real actor looks like any Astartes who has a name.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Does Corvus Corax have to cap a bitch?

No, that's just stupid and not even equivalent. Isstvan was more like your best friend raping your crush than you and him both get arrested and deported off to Daesh held Syria.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Does Corvus Corax have to cap a bitch?

According to 1d4chan however Emo's wont shank you Solid Snake style. Though you'd be moody too if you survived Isstvan.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Does Corvus Corax have to cap a bitch?

It's based on the old Dave Chappelle skit where Wayne Brady stars in a Training Day parody and says "Does Wayne Brady need to slap a bitch?"

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Does Corvus Corax have to cap a bitch?

Yeah couldn't resist the meme, or upload this with a straight face.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ DOOM (2016)

Have it now, it should have been released on Steam with the game. Maybe with the game of the year version.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Warhammer 40K Fan Group

Hell naw. Square hasn't made a decent story in over a decade. Good thing the video game portion is owned by Sega now.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Dammit Matt...

Even worse. The dumbshits rehired him.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Warhammer 40K Fan Group

Games Workshop is run by idiots, nuff said.
No real actor can be made to look like a Space Marine. It pretty much has to be all CGI to get the look right. Otherwise it's just a guy in expensive Cosplay.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Apply Directly to the Forehead

*Street Fighter announcer* Double KO!

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Nathaniel Garro

Story wise hunting down a remembrancer who somehow became saint. By the 41st millennium, dead or in a boxnought. Because Grey Knights don't get the cool ones.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Walkure - Ikenai Borderline

Too bad Delta became a **** show about half way in. Satelight has gone down hill after Noubonaga the Fool.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ New Horus Heresy Box - PLASTIC CUSTODES

The major problem with using them in 40k is that Sisters of Silence are Pariah 40k Sisters of Battle with Solar Auxilla/Storm Trooper level equipment.

It'll probably take close to over a year for GW to implement them.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ TT: Shrike's Wing & AdMech Knight vs some Bluebarries

It's indeed Mary Tzu, and that meme needs to be hit with Phosphex. The best way to deal with (xeno scum) Mary Sues is to either ignore, mock them or kill them in a brutal fashion.
I.e. decapitation or a sub-zero burning temperature subsistence.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ New Horus Heresy Box - PLASTIC CUSTODES

Forge World confirmed that they will have rules in Inferno.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Fall Season 2016 Anime

Holy crap, the Digimon Tri movie comes out next week. Almost forgot about it.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ TT: Shrike's Wing & AdMech Knight vs some Bluebarries

I'd be more worried that a Knight got itself into in melee range. Shrike must have somehow rolled the "Tactical Genius" Warlord trait.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Tom Alfaro Cas1 concept

Not a bad idea though 27x145mm is longer and has a longer range than the 30x113. They are going to put the M230LF on the JLTV so it might work.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Tom Alfaro Cas1 concept

Something like the GBA-DARPA Heliplane would be more plausible. Though that program might be DOA when the Pentagon gets audited.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Tom Alfaro Cas1 concept

At best very least it could be a replacement for the Apache and other attack helicopters. At worst, the CAS-1 would be something the US Army and Marines will need when the USAF gets a well deserved cut on it's runaway acquisition programs.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Outer Heaven

Hope this doesn't get shutdown by those hacks at Konami. Remakes of the 8bit games would have been better than the crap we are going to get. Hell, a port of Metal Gear Solid Legacy collection to current gen consoles and PC would be better than Survive.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Tom Alfaro Cas1 concept

The only 27mm gun in service is the Mauser BK-27. Maybe it could use a variant of the linkless fed version on the Eurofighter Typhoon.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Phosphex

Yo dog, we heard you like Grim Dark so we put more Grim Dark in your Grimm Dark while you Grim Dark.

Don't forgot to view the full picture.
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It makes me disappointed that you can't actually play as 30k Tallarn in game. That would be more nasty to play against than the Horus Heresy version of the Ravenwing.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Nuclear Assault

Couldn't find a decent hand flamer model Joazz? Regardless the Flamer doesn't ruin how nasty Destroyer Marines are. IMO these guys deserve more depictions than the HH books give them. As they truly embody what it means to be "Grim Dark".
Some how at least two other Legions went out of the way to make them even worse.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Nuclear Assault

Think Vanguard Veterans with two bolt pistols and grenades but worse. More shooty with Rad munitions. Because the xeno-scum and Traitorous scum deserve nothing less.
Dark Angels had a Deathwing/Ravenwing style formation for them, called the Dreadwing.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Uran-9

Russia and Israel are at least a decade ahead of everyone else when it comes to fielding UGVs. Europe and China are already catching up.
While the American Cooperate Industrial Complex will have our troops over-matched with the return to the mentally retarded Vietnam Era Air Assault strategy.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Doctor Who gets cameo

Too bad the remaining The Sarah Jane Adventures isn't showing up as well.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Knights

Who's short ranged now? Not these guys.

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JrComissarValvatorez
JrComissarValvatorez - - 1,928 comments @ Some 40k humour

According to the HH brooks. Primarch Bobby(can't be arsed to spell it right) would actually approve of this action.

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