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3

Stained

Game review

Looks Great in screen shots. Thats the best thing I can say about this game. Gameplay and control are horrible beyond belief. Little to no tutorial about how any of the buttons work. Jumping and fighting is stiff and akward looking. They have an inventory in the game. Why?? No explanation given. They have what I think what was supposed to be a puzzle? No explanation about how to solve it. The game does have a hint button for the puzzle however no instructions on how to play said puzzle.

Xbox360 controller not setup for sprint and thats needed for long jumps in this game. Death is just a freeze screen and then back to start of the level. Graphics look strange and fuzzy looking. Your character has little to no animation along with the enemies who look like they have 5 to 10 frames of animation. I got this in a bundle or I would be mad if I shelled out any money for this "game". Also cannot reprogram the buttons on the xbox360 controller and minus.

Bad, Bad game. The only reason I gave it a 3 is if others search for instructions they may find some online. I am done with this game. Avoid if not in a bundle.

4

Dwarf Quest

Game review

Not sure how everyone is praising this game so highly. Graphics and sound are ok however gameplay is super super shallow. You have simple simple combat with a few meager cards thrown in that give you a boost. Thats the entire game in a nutshell. The "combat" is dull and super boring. Boring. You have an ax and shield you go up to an enemy and click till he dies or you do. If you should die the game revives you with zero health back and sets you one room back? Whats the point of this? To make your head explode? Bad design.

Bad game and lazy to boot. Lazy. Driftmoon is another game like this however driftmoon has deeper combat and more difficulty levels. I have tried to like this game however I dont like any of the gameplay. To simple and boring.

3

Crayon Chronicles

Game review

I loved the idea of this however it cant decide if it wants to be super hard core or super easy. The first level of this game are super easy the second level is super hard. I tried to pass the second leve (graveyard)and after about 4 tries and dying called it game over for me. Arrows on the bad guys go across the screen into infinity and beyond. My arrows do not. See the issue here? Going up against 4 to 5 archers who can shoot you accross the entire map is a bad design. BAD.

Graphics are fun and colorful and sound is fine. Gameplay is abysmal. Fail and it Fails hard. Next time make a game not for the super elite hardcore to the max player and make it more for everyone to enjoy not the elite of elite for the elite. Ugh. Also pointed this out on there dead forum, me along with another guy. Got some tips that did not work. So much potential ruined because its only going to appeal to a few players. I had high hopes for this game. I hope im coming across bitter because I am. I wanted to enjoy this game. I cannot.

4

Woodle Tree

Game review

A game that feels unfinished. Ok graphics however gameplay is where it falls really hard. Its like Mario except without the fun. I think people are being very kind by giving this "game" a 7 to be honest should be a lot lower. I think I am being kind by giving it a 4 just because the graphics are easy on the eyes. Needs a huge update to make it playable and fun to play.

7

Freedom Fall

Game review

I played this game for a little bit. I enjoyed the graphics and sound. A little to much on the super fast reflex for me to enjoy. I did watch the ending on a video site. I do not have the super fast reflex to play this or the patience to play take your pick. I got this game super cheap so no biggie. The price seems a lot on the high side for the what the game is to be honest. I would think the price should be a whole lot cheaper.

3

OCEAN CITY RACING

Game review

Wow a racing game without any form of racing. The first car you can drive looks like a sports car a ferrari. The game looks great and then you play it and realize something is wrong here. The handeling of the cars are terrible, terrible. The turning radious of the sports car is on par for a school bus or an xl ford truck. I thought at first it must be a problem with my xbox controller but nope.

Terrible, Terrible turning radious, a sports car should have a short turning radious. Think of a porsche or a miata instead what we have is a car with a turning radious of a school bus. Also the physics in the game are wonky or dont exist, cars spin out of control with no warning of any kind just an uncontrolled spin. The computer cars look like they handle the course no problem with turning or any other issue they just sail thru the entire course. Great. They need to scrap the handeling engine and start over. Graphics look great, sound is ok however handeling terrible, terrible. Terrible.