Here is: HOW TO LIVE! By: Potato999
how to live? It's SIMPLE as Apple!
JUST FOLLOW THESE STEPS :D
1. Be born from your dad
2. Grow up by drinking hopeless milk
3. Rip out your d*ck
4. you should be 12 by now... In that case...
5. Where shoes ( but no pants )
6. Be 36 ( Years old )
7. Go to Freddy's and then go away after putting ONE foot in the entrance ( or whatever )
8. Repeat steps: 90-41
9. Be 100 years old
10. Die
11. Go F*ck Yourself
The End!
by: Potato999
Ok
I've been living all wrong. XD
my life is a lie
Seems legit :P
Okay
I haven't lived the correct way yet.
Well... Everything I do is wrong as I can see...
Wel my life's a lie
where shoes??? wear. lol
NO!
This is how to live a life.
1. Be borned
2. Find a sexy mate
3. Have 170 kids each year
4. Be naked for the rest of your life
5. Die
sad