Every millennium, a hero must arise to face a challenge so unprecedented that his story goes down as legend. This is not that hero. Meet John Q Averageman, a balding, 40-something with no aspirations and nothing to look forward to. He spends his days working construction just to come back to his wife articulating his inadequacies again and again and again. His only joy comes from the frothy, golden deliciousness that is his favorite beverage: Fluff Beer. One day, while sulking over the pathetic tragedy of his life, John spots something out of the corner of his eye. A six-pack of fluff, and he is just sober enough to get off his butt to go get it. Will you lead John across the gauntlet of perils to reach his beverage? Will you rise above John’s lazy nature and become a hero of legend…or some sort of equivalent? If so, you may just be man enough to become average.

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John Q Averageman

Every millennium, a hero must arise to face a challenge so unprecedented that his story goes down as legend. This is not that hero. Meet John Q Averageman, a balding, 40-something with no aspirations and nothing to look forward to. He spends his days working construction just to come back to his wife articulating his inadequacies again and again and again. His only joy comes from the frothy, golden deliciousness that is his favorite beverage: Fluff Beer. One day, while sulking over the pathetic tragedy of his life, John spots something out of the corner of his eye. A six-pack of fluff, and he is just sober enough to get off his rear to go get it. Will you lead John across the gauntlet of perils to reach his beverage? Will you rise above John’s lazy nature and become a hero of legend…or some sort of equivalent? If so, you may just be man enough to become average.

Puzzle Platforming at its finest

80 playable levels in 8 unique worlds

Endless laughs…mainly out of pity

Eternal Glory

John Q Averageman is now available on all mobile devices as well as kongregate.com. Play it and let us know what you think and how you would change/improve it.

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This is the first game from our small six person studio and we are very excited for its release.

Confused about how to download? Check out our instructional video below.


John Q Averageman Iphone Release Date

John Q Averageman Iphone Release Date

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The iPhone release date for John Q Averageman has finally been set. On November 3rd, you can enjoy everyone's favorite beer drinking fat man on his eternal...

John Q Averageman on Kongregate!

John Q Averageman on Kongregate!

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John Q Averageman is finished and out on Kongregate! Be sure to play it and rate it so we can pass the Kongregate review process.

John Q Averageman Gameplay

John Q Averageman Gameplay

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With little less than a month to go before release, John Q Averagmeman is getting very close to wrapping up. Here is the first compilation of actual in-game...

John Q Averageman Trailer Released!

John Q Averageman Trailer Released!

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The first John Q Averagmeman trailer has been released and is available in the video section of our page.

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