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A single player and shared screen co-op roguelike that doesn't take itself too seriously. Fight your way through fifty floors to make it to the bottom of the basement. Features controller support and smartphones via the Ultimate Gamepad App. Precursor to Adventure Simulator 2015. If you want to play a fun game, go play that instead.

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Sometime this week there will be a new update that includes a new gameplay element. Namely, crafting. Yep. Ever since a certain indie game became hugely popular, now all us indie devs feel obligated to add crafting. (Here's a hint. The game involves mining, and the word "craft" is in the name). But no way am I going to make this crafting easy. Oh, no. You want crafting, you have to suffer for it. I mean that, when you acquire a peanut butter jelly sammich, and you want to cut that sammich in half with a knife, there will be a failure chance. A chance that you will accidentally cut the sammich into sevenths, ruining it and crashing the game (lol jk about the crashing part). But anyway, yeah. Crafting will definitely have it's advantages, but there's some risk too. Oh, and you need this rare magical material called "Duk Tape" for the best crafting combos. So all of you can have fun with that.

In other news, I got my NES USB controllers in the mail today. They were an excellent deal, $25 for 4 on Amazon. However I realized that people including myself might want to customize their buttons. Consider it done. Well, it's not done yet, but mostly. Actually it kind of works right now but controller three tends to not work. Nevermind about that though, I'm sure I'll get it worked out.

I also equalized the sound effects, because a game isn't official until someone does a let's play, and I found that someone, and that someone said that the game noise was really loud. So now, the game is a bit easier on the ears. I also added a new track for the between-floor screen, written by me, guest starring Dave Grohl on drums, Matthew Bellamy on vocals, Jimi Hendrix on guitar, and Flea on bass*. It's a catchy tune, if a bit repetitive.

So that ends my rant. Has anyone even beat my game yet? Heck I only have 10 downloads, and most of those are mine or the dev team's. Hmm...

-Bytorr

*not really. Here's a cat gif to ease your disappointment though.

New Update coming out this weekend! With Drugs and Stuff!

New Update coming out this weekend! With Drugs and Stuff!

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BES version .22

BES version .22

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Introducing the crafting system! Using the crafting screen, there are five combinations to be discovered. Also in this update, equalized sounds. No more...

BES version .20

BES version .20

Demo

A new update with tons of new stuff! -The biggest new feature is the revamped healing system. The only way to heal is to do nothing, which means in the...

BES version .12

BES version .12

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Go to our website for a more in depth tutorial... But the basic controls are [WASD] [ENTER] [L] and [P] In this version: New weapons! The BB M9, Darts...

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bytorr - - 3 comments

Alright... we're done. The gameplay is really boring and slow. It may have been a good idea on paper but it didn't work too well. Stay tuned for another project in the near future.

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bytorr Creator
bytorr - - 3 comments

We aren't dead yet... Just college is all

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bytorr Creator
bytorr - - 3 comments

Prepare your body... this weekend's update is WAY harder then the demo.

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