Army Men III is the conclusion to the never-finished original Army Men series that starred the original "Sarge" character. With the Insane Grey Doctor and his twisted creations wreaking havoc across the plastic world, As a last-resort, the entire nations from the Plastic World join forces and launches a full-scale assault on the Grey Doctor fortress. With the help of the newcomer, Corporal Wallace Aron Niles and members of Foxtrot company, Sarge returns in this final installment to finish where he left off - Destroy the Grey Doctor and his army of psychotic experiments once and for all.

Report RSS MISSION FAILED! (April Fools 2016)

It pains us to say this but AM3 took some heavy hits during it's lifetime and after so many years taking care of it, I finally made the hardest decision I've done in my entire life.

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NOTE - This was meant to be an April Fools joke this year, but ironically circumstances have made it become literal. You can read on that here.


It pains us to say this but AM3 took some heavy hits during it's lifetime and after so many years taking care of it, I finally made the hardest decision I've done in my entire life.

I took it out the back.... and put it down with my M14 Sniper Rifle. Those days we've spent shedding tears for our child and the days we cherished it shall never fall in vain. Further more, I am quitting game dev. It used to be my life long hobby I always enjoyed and used to cope with my depression from the bullying and violence I've faced when I was young but now... The industry today is not what it used to have been, for better AND worse, and I do not like what it has come anymore. Abuse of Early-Access, MT frenzy, Disrespect of crowdfunding backers, pushing extremist agendas instead of gameplay value, the list goes on.

My apologies folks but the gaming industry at least on the social and commercial aspect is either becoming a sinking ship or taking a dangerous route straight to Hell.

Lord Iheanacho signing off...


Rest In Peace
Rest In Peace
Rest In Peace


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Alex_06
Alex_06

What date is it? I can't remember... :P

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DarkDiablos
DarkDiablos

Came close to pressing 'untrack' <_<... Then I had a think about what the date was. We shall see.

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Bl00dW1f
Bl00dW1f

It's not April 1st anymore...

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thonglover
thonglover

You Nearly had me!

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Exe20
Exe20

happy april fools! :P

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Mechavelli
Mechavelli

You guys suck lol. I've fallen for every single prank so far

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vader2055
vader2055

oh so its a prank damn that got me good lol

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mresc
mresc

You scared the f**k outta me dude. xD

You should probably mention this was a joke on the front page though, before folks get the wrong impression.

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DickyArya
DickyArya

same here

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Res1
Res1

What a funni jo- oh god why

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