Army Men III Deluxe Edition (April Fools 2015) news

Army Men III

Chromozome Studios | Released 2013

GAME HAS BEEN DISCONTINUED Army Men III was the conclusion to the never-finished original Army Men series that starred the original "Sarge" character. With the Insane Grey Doctor and his twisted creations wreaking havoc across the plastic world, As a last-resort, the entire nations from the Plastic World join forces and launches a full-scale assault on the Grey Doctor fortress. With the help of the newcomer, Corporal Wallace Aron Niles and members of Foxtrot company, Sarge returns in this final installment to finish where he left off - Destroy the Grey Doctor and his army of psychotic experiments once and for all.

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Posted by OnyeNacho on Apr 1st, 2015

We've totally gone commercial!

That's right folks! Take-Two Interactive contacted us and they wanted to make our game commercial. Because they are the higher up companies and they own the IP, we can't really say no. We gotta do it or we'll get canned. We will also have commercial DLC releases, scripted interactive movie experience that feels like a disney tour ride, limited restrictive content, and Army Men: Online will have a monthly subscription service. Money, Money, Money! Just another typical Sarge's Heroes clone. Going back to 3DO Company's old ways and rush games like no tomorrow for a quick buck. Yep, we are absolutely going FULL Activision on yo asses brah!

Video says it all folks. Screw you, give me money! $$$

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